Naked

"Let me speak to Bug."

I slowly hand the phone to Bug.

Conversations with her can last anywhere from 20 seconds to 20 minutes.  You just never know what that one.

You also never know what she is going to say.

"Hello?"

"Hey Day-day."

"Yes."

"I found Julie.  We haven't found..."

"Yep.  *little giggle* My Daddy is outside walking around naked. *giggle*"

Dear Jesus.

All he did was walk to his truck and back with UPS shorts and no shirt.

That = naked in the mind of a 3 year old.

I grabbed the phone from Bug a few minutes later.

My Mom said, "Well, Emma said her Dad was outside naked?"

"Yep.  He was."

We like to keep is classy around here.