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The other night, I had a nightmare.
A freaking nightmare that sent me into a panic.
I was dreaming that I was asleep in my bed.
We have a big (king size), comfy (1000 thread count sheets), soft (memory foam), bed. I love it.
Anyway, I dreamed that Ryan got in bed with his shoes on!
I flipped. I mean I was kicking and screaming. I was extremely angry.
I can't stand for my sheets to feel dirty. I don't even like for the sheets to be wrinkled. I am that freak that will actually make her bed before she gets in it. My house might be a disaster but rarely do I leave the bed unmade.
ANYWAY...
So, I dream he is in my bed with his shoes on. I'm talking muddy, nasty shoes.
I try to push him off the bed.
No, really. I was REALLY pushing him off of the bed.
I woke up in a sweat, still pushing him. He was yelling, "WHAT
I've never done anything crazy like that in my sleep. It was kind of embarrassing.
Last time I did something crazy like that, I was all jacked up on magnesium sulfate and I literally whipped my boobs out and made my friend watch my breast pump suck my nipples in and out. I was mortified when she told me.
Please tell me you have done something crazy embarrassing.
4 comments:
That is hilarious!! You are so funny, I can't get over it!!!
too funny!
Nope...not once..not ever. I never do anything embarrassing (full of seething sarcasm).
In fact, I usually blog about said events.
I don't have sleep issues but my husband does. Some of his incidents are much worse than yours. I'll tell you about them sometime when we're not on a public forum!
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