Monday, June 1, 2009

Not Me! Monday.

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not watch the MTV Movie Awards last night.

I did not regret it.

I was not terrible.

Look at this hot mess.

Converse All-Stars... really? I did not own a pink pair of those in 1987 when I was two.

Anyway, that hot mess of a girl most definitely did not DROP her popcorn award.

Cameron Diaz did not have to go save it AND then have to hand the hot mess a piece of the award that broke off.

I did not think to myself... "idiot."

I also did not tweet about the whole situation on twitter. What? Not me!

If I did tweet, I would not say this.

I did not drool a little over this hunk of a guy...

Hello, hotness.

I did not think to myself, "Why does Kristen Stewart (aka hot mess) get to kiss this beautiful guy?" Life is unfair sometimes. Ha.

I am not done talking about Twilight characters. I will not talk about my children now.

Caroline did not stump her toe last night.

She was not dramatic at all over the whole situation.

She did not cry for at least 30 minutes.

She did not want her Daddy.

She did not yell, "I want my Daddy! I want my Daddy!" one-hundred million times... WHILE he was holding her.

He did not say, "CAROLINE! I AM YOUR DADDY!" Obviously, she never got that memo.

Caroline and Em did not just sit on the floor together and play for about 20. That's a long time for Em.

I do not have to hold Em 90% of the day.

I do not miss the days of tee-teeing alone.

I am not writing a series of posts about the sun and sun exposure. I will not post them throughout the week.


Jessica said...

I didn't watch the MTV awards, but it would have been worth it to see someone drop an award. Who seriously does that?!

Erica said...

Um, I don't wish I would have watched that! I'm not a bit obsessed with those characters even though I was disappointed with the movie. I don't think that second picture is totally hot!

Hey at least hot mess stayed true to her character as clumsy Bella!

Amy and her little family said...

I AGREE!! New Moon was whatever... I loved Twilight and Breaking dawn the best! Let me know when you're done with all of them at we'll chat about it :)

Kristen bothers me.

Krystyn said...

Oh, that is ridiculous. I guess I'm glad I didn't watch the awards!

Kelly said...

I really did not watch the awards show. I don't have time to read much or watch movies so I feel left out of the loop. I do plan on reading twilight soon though so I can see what all the fuss is about.

Oh Boy...Oh Boy...Oh Boy said...

i don't want the awards, i save my mtv viewing for the real world road rules challenge shows lol
and i totally miss peeing in private at home.

Patrice said...

lmao I did not love that tweet that you posted & I did not fully agree with you!!! I also did not realize that this is the 1st time I've been to your blog, even though we are twitter friends!! lol