Refrigerator

With every full moon, comes Aunt Flow.

With every full moon and Aunt Flow, come psychotic children.

With every full moon, Aunt Flow and psychotic children comes that moment in time that you realize you haven't cleaned out your refrigerator since the last full moon.

There is scary stuff growing in there.

I mean like "fuzzy chili that got pushed wayyyy to the back" kind of scary.

Scary.

Which lead me to the question I have been pondering lately... how often does the average person clean out their refrigerator?

I'm talking "looks at all the expiration dates, trashes the entire contents of the refrigerator" kind of cleaning.

Discuss among yourselves.