Not Me! Monday.

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not let my 7 month old eat an Oreo this week.


If I did, I would not take pictures of her eating it AND pictures afterwards.



I have not been putting topsy tails in Caroline's hair this week.

I do not think that it is adorable.

Every time I fix her topsy tail, I do not think about how out of date they are.

I do not ignore my thoughts.


I am not excited that I finally got Caroline's green and pink seersucker dress.

My Mom did not order it for me in February. FEBRUARY.


I did not cook a delicious dinner of marinated pork chops, green bean bundles, and Paula Deen's corn casserole last week. Do not call me Martha Stewart.

I did not decide to try at least one new recipe a week.

Caroline does not love playing dress up.

She did not dress up in a witch dress, tutu, white fur hat, and pink feather shoes to go eat dinner at Ryan's parents house.

I most definitely would not let her such such things out of the house.

She did not throw a fit because I wouldn't let her wear her Snow White costume to Anna's soccer game.

I did not even ponder the idea of actually letting her do it because I was sick of fighting.

I did not win the dress fight by telling her that she would trip on her dress and fall off of the bleachers if she wore it. I would never scare my child like that.

Emma did not have tooth numero dos cut through this weekend. Great times. I do not need sleep. I am not a zombie by the end of the day. I did not pray that these will be her only teeth for a while.


I am not almost done with New Moon. I did not get WAY better. I cannot wait to start Eclipse!