Friday, May 1, 2009

Skinny nut job.


Ana Ortiz told PEOPLE magazine that pregnancy made her psychic.

Too bad all I got was stretch marks, boobs that touch my belly button and lots of stretched out skin.

Dang.

Skinny and psychic... how lucky is she??

Oh the choices... Skinny and psychic OR fat and flabby with no psychic ability?

I may not have gotten psychic powers from pregnancy but at least I'm not the one that sounds like a nut job here.

At least she is a cute preggo nut job.

2 comments:

Jamie said...

OMG! She doesn't even look real hahah!

OHmommy said...

OMG... seriously. gah!!!!!