Friday Letters: 1st ed.

Dear 2 glasses of wine before bed last night,

Thanks for leaving me with a headache this morning.  Damn you.

xoxo, 

Ill-as-shit-mom

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Dear Iron Man,

Thank you for keeping the house clean while I was out of town for a few days.  Last time I came back after 24 hours to sour milk in the sink, a shattered coffee mug all over the floor, and a very smelly house.  This time the results were much better.  I am proud of you.

I love you,

Ironing Woman

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Dear children,

Can I use the bathroom by myself today?  No?  Whatev.

xoxo,

Mommy-needs-a-little-privacy

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Dear humdity,

You need to chill out.  You and the heat are killing me lately.

Thanks,

A-girl-with-hair-that-resembles-a-squirrels-nest-on-a-daily-basis

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