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Big thanks to Carrie for starting this Tuesday fun day.
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Open letters to those that have ticked me off this week...
Dear Husband,
I can do a lot of things. I can do the cheap paper plates. I can do the cheap tampons. I can do the cheap paper towels. I can not, repeat can NOT, do the cheap toilet paper. If you ever come home with 1-ply toilet paper that feels like sandpaper EVER again, I don't even know what is going to happen. You just better hope that I have taken a Xanax that day because if not, the repercussions may be irreversible. 1-ply toilet paper is not even sanitary. Never again will I depend on you to buy toilet paper. Never.again.
Love,
Your wife who has been using the little box of expensive flushable wipes
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Dear Jake,
I am not even going to waste a lot of time on you. Just know that you are an idiot who is now engaged to a mullet wearing, crossed eyed dumb ass if I've ever seen one. Because of you, I will never watch the Bachelor again.
Sincerely,
Very disappointed fan
PS- You really suck.
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I know there are more. I am too tired to think. Enjoy those. More to come later in the week.
Must shower.
Must sleep.
4 comments:
You are too funny.
Funniest thing ever! Jake made a HIGE mistake... My mom and I called Vienna... sausage. She is from a towm 10 mins from where I grew up... I am so ashamed! Classless.
You are so craze!! You and Jeff need to hang out...you know how tight he is, but for as long as I have known him homeboy has bought expensive TP!! When we go on a trip he takes his own roll!!! Haha, glad to know there are others!
Don't kill me, but to save $$ we've been buying the "nice" one-ply. It's really not bad.
And, I didn't watch the Bachelor, either. Don't hate.
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