Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Tick Off Tuesday

Big thanks to Carrie for starting this Tuesday fun day.
Open letters to those that have ticked me off this week...

Dear Husband,
I can do a lot of things. I can do the cheap paper plates. I can do the cheap tampons. I can do the cheap paper towels. I can not, repeat can NOT, do the cheap toilet paper. If you ever come home with 1-ply toilet paper that feels like sandpaper EVER again, I don't even know what is going to happen. You just better hope that I have taken a Xanax that day because if not, the repercussions may be irreversible. 1-ply toilet paper is not even sanitary. Never again will I depend on you to buy toilet paper. Never.again.

Your wife who has been using the little box of expensive flushable wipes

Dear Jake,
I am not even going to waste a lot of time on you. Just know that you are an idiot who is now engaged to a mullet wearing, crossed eyed dumb ass if I've ever seen one. Because of you, I will never watch the Bachelor again.

Very disappointed fan

PS- You really suck.

I know there are more. I am too tired to think. Enjoy those. More to come later in the week.

Must shower.

Must sleep.


The Nicholsons said...

You are too funny.

Kandid Kelli said...

Funniest thing ever! Jake made a HIGE mistake... My mom and I called Vienna... sausage. She is from a towm 10 mins from where I grew up... I am so ashamed! Classless.

Dana said...

You are so craze!! You and Jeff need to hang out...you know how tight he is, but for as long as I have known him homeboy has bought expensive TP!! When we go on a trip he takes his own roll!!! Haha, glad to know there are others!

Krystyn said...

Don't kill me, but to save $$ we've been buying the "nice" one-ply. It's really not bad.

And, I didn't watch the Bachelor, either. Don't hate.