Friday, January 29, 2010

Punk.

We have a new sleeping partner and I don't know how to feel about it.

I guess I shouldn't say "we" have a new sleeping partner because it is just Ryan. He has decided to throw a big, long body pillow right in the middle of the bed each night. It is driving me nuts.

I do not cuddle and I don't want Ryan to touch me when I sleep but now, there is a barrier there.

Where the bed was open before, it isn't now. If I get cold, I can't roll over and warm up next to my husband. I have to roll over and warm up next to my husband's body pillow.

I don't want to be like Lucy and Ricky. I don't want to sleep in separate beds. I have a feeling it is coming though. First the pillow then the separate beds. This is what our life has come to.

I confronted him about it last night when we got in bed. My confrontations don't normally go smoothly. I just threw the pillow off the bed and laid down. He picked it up and put it back. WTH? Then I yelled for a minute, he laughed, and rolled over. It wasn't funny. At.all.

I hate your stupid pillow, Ryan. It sucks and I hate it. Too bad, I'm about to go hide it.

Who's laughing now punk?

4 comments:

The Nicholsons said...

Where the bed was open before, it isn't now. If I get cold, I can't roll over and warm up next to my husband. I have to roll over and warm up next to my husband's body pillow.

--OMG.... I so love this!

That does suck. I'd go hide it too... or burn it!

Jamie said...

That was freakin hilarious haha! Cut that pillow up :)

Michelle @ Flying Giggles said...

Get rid of it, you do not need a barrier! I used to use one during my pregnancy because I have back issues. I was so happy to get that thing out of our room. I trashed it!

Diana said...

Ha! That's hilarious! I started using a body pillow when I was pregnant, and now I can't sleep without it! Chris hates it!!!