Monday, January 18, 2010

Not Me! Monday.


Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
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We did not have date night Saturday night. We did not decide on a sushi place that we had never tried before. My brave husband did not try octopus. He did not actually digest one whole suction cup off of the octopus. I did not close my eyes and cover my face and vomit in my mouth while he ate it. This is not what happens when you order a spicy tuna roll and 8 pieces of the chef's choice. The chef just might decide to throw a little octopus up there for you.

Caroline did not call me an ugly word. She doesn't know words like that and she definitely doesn't know how to use them in the right context. I did not cry and consider myself a failure as a mother.

If you did not already know, I did not join the world of Facebook. I have not learned all these new slogans in the process like FML. I mean really, who says that? That is awful. And to think, I thought I was up on internet slang. I guess not.

My awesome uncle, Brandon, did not propose to his girlfriend Caitie this weekend. I am not super excited for them. BIG Congratulations to Brandon and Caitie!! (Leave your congrats in the comments. Brandon is a Be Serious reader. He will enjoy reading them.)

The girls and I do not LOVE this song. Love.it.



While watching the very end of the Golden Globes Red Carpet, Bug did not say "dress"> It was not just a sound that sounded similar to the word dress. It was not one of my prouder moments as a mother... pretending my daughter said "dress" while watching the Golden Globes Red Carpet. Awesome.

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4 comments:

Jamie said...

I've never tried that but Corey has had the raw eel and he did not like it at all! Did you laugh when Caroline called you an ugly word? That's my problem. If Hayden does something bad I laugh. Its terrible. I need to stop! I still don't know what FML means but I see it all the time. I guess I will learn one day! Congrats to your Uncle! Do I see a fashionista in the making?!

Flying Giggles and Lollipops said...

Congrats to your uncle!

I am a brave one and try anything when it comes to Sushi. I would probably have you totally puking in your mouth!...LOL!

If your Bug is anything like my Bug, she did say dress. This is the first year, I had someone watch Live From The Red Carpet with me. That's right, my Bug. She watched it because she wanted to see all the pretty dresses. Except Kate Hudson's, she said it was weird.

Dana said...

Congrats Brandon! It's so weird to call him your uncle when you are both so close in age! I have an aunt that is 2 years younger than me....Lexi has ugly words too, they must sit in the corner at preschool and discuss such ugly words!!! They would have never heard such from us!! Haha This weekend Lexi said that "damn table uh, I mean that concentrating table"! She must have tried to recover with "cotton pickin table" but just didn't get the words right!!

Wendi said...

No, you are not imagining it...
It is me.

Yay for date night, but ewwwww on the octopus.

Congratulations to Brandon!!!