* Caroline shaved her face today... with an electric razor.
I very calmly explained to her that she is a girl and girls don't need to shave their faces.
I also very sternly explained that razors (of all sorts) are for adult ONLY!
* Emma invited Caroline to her wedding.
She said she was going to marrying Jay (my Dad) and Poppy (Ryan's dad).
This is weird on so many levels. Ha!
I explained to her that she could only marry ONE person.
I also explained to her that she could not marry her granddad.
* Zoey tried to kill a turtle.
I went all super hero and saved a turtle... WITH MY CAMERA AROUND MY NECK. (all for the sake of blogging).
Anyway, Zoey barked and barked and barked and barked.
I walked outside when I noticed her pouncing.
Dogs normally don't pounce.
Found this little guy.
Poor little turtle dude.
I scooped him up and threw him over the fence.
It sounds bad. I didn't "throw" him. I just lightly dropped him.
I checked on him a little while later and he was gone.
Superhero, I tell you!
* Caroline ended the day by getting into the bathtub with her underwear still on her body.
** It's going to be a long summer.**