Email and prayer

Oh, the conversations we have with our 5 year old...

Hailey: "Caroline, I'm pretty sure you did that on purpose and that is NOT nice!"

Caroline: "I'm pretty sure I didn't do it on purpose!" *eye roll*

Hailey: "Well, I think you did and I think you know that you did it on purpose too."

Caroline: "You need to email Jesus.  I'm serious.  You need to email him.  Yep, because he will tell you that I didn't do it on PURPOSE!"

Hailey:  "I'm pretty sure Jesus doesn't have an email."

Caroline: "WELL, YOU NEED TO PRAY THEN!  START PRAYING!!"  *eye roll*