Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


I did not find Caroline and Emma asleep at the same time... in the same position... sleeping just like Ryan.

I did not grab the camera.



I did not bust out laughing when my FIL asked my MIL if her fingernails were "pasties". I most definitely did not reply, "Pasties are those things that cover your nipples." WHAT? You see I would never say the word "nipples" in front of my FIL. That would be weird!

I did not tell Caroline that Santa was watching her... more than once this week. Who uses Santa in February? Shouldn't I use the Easter Bunny?

I did not discover my saving grace tonight. I did not steal the idea from MckMama. I did not let Caroline play in a sink full of water. She did not have cups and spoon to play with either. She did not have a ball.

I did not walk in on my mom and sister doing random cheerleading moves in my Mom's kitchen the other day. My mom did not beg me to try a jump. I did not refuse because I was scared I would pee my pants. My sister did not agree with me saying, "MOM! Stop! She pees her pants every time that she sneezes. She can't control it." Way to make me feel good about myself, Anna. Thanks! That is why your scarf had vomit all over it.

I did not promise myself to limit my "Red Carpet" talk.

Here it goes...

I did not love my Sarah Jessica Parker in Dior Couture. Smashingly beautiful. She called the color "barely mint." ONLY Sarah Jessica could say such a thing.



My heart did not skip a beat when I first saw these two.


They are not beautiful. Not one little bit.

This is not an extremely short Not Me! Monday post. I am not exhausted. I am not ready to go to bed.