Not Me! Monday.

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.



I did not watch the Grammy's last night.

I never watch award shows.

I never talk smack about what people wore either.

Paula Abdul is not my example of my smack talk.




Really, Paula? Really? How did you make this Basil Soda dress look so terrible? Here it is on the runway.



Number one this is not my favorite dress. Basil Soda dresses are different. Paula was not the best person to wear something that is "different". She is "different" enough by herself.

MOVING ON...

I did not love Taylor Swift's dress.


I did not admit on twitter that I have fallen in love with Chris Martin.

I did not use to think he was gross.

I did not also admit that I love Justin Timberlake.

The hubs did not tell me that of all the celebs that Carrie Underwood was his "top" or "number 1". Really? He also did not say that Angelina was not that pretty. I did not want to slap him in the face. She is not absolutely beautiful. Love her.

He did not say this a week ago and I did not forget to announce it to the world on my blog.

I did not (REALLY) know that Robert Plant had aged like he has. Really. I did not know it.


I do not still picture him looking like this...



I did not let Caroline eat two packs of PEZ tonight. Not me. I would never let my child eat that much candy.

I did not give up soft drinks.

I did not cheat and drink 2 glasses of Dr. Pepper on Thursday night at Texas Steakhouse.

I did not eat a crazy amount of food either.

I did not come home and almost throw up from eating so much. I had been eating yogurt and granola all week.

I did not almost pee in my pants while trying to get to the bathroom more than once this week. Having babies does this to you.

I do not pee a little every time I sneeze.

Emma did not lay on my lap and talk to me while I wrote part of this.

Caroline did not lay on top of the end table and talk to herself.

I did not sign up for treat bags for Caroline's Valentine's Day party. If you have any cute ideas, please do not share them with me.