Not Me! Monday.

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not have an excellent Valentine's Day.

The hubs did not take me to a fabulous Japanese steakhouse in a neighboring town on Friday night for our Valentine dinner.

I did not eat everything but the legs under the table.

I did not order a Japanese buffalo chicken hibachi dinner complete with chicken soup and a salad with sesame dressing.

I also did not eat some of the hubs sushi for the first time ever.

I did not fall in love with it. Two words for you... Volcano. Roll. De-freaking-licious!

These are not the details of a volcano roll... Crab, Avocado, Cucumber inside. Torched variety sauce w/ Crab & Tobiko on top.

I did not come home and google Tobiko. I did not gag a little. I then did not think to myself, "Oh well. It was still fabulously delicious!"

I did not drink a cosmo that night either.

The hubs did not have to work on the real Valentine's Day.

Caroline and I did not make these rice krispie treats and cupcakes with homemade buttercream icing for the hubs.

He did not come home and surprise all three of his girls with gifts.

We were not excited.

I was not up all night with Em Saturday night. She did not scream all night.

I was not exhausted yesterday.

I did not cook collards for the hubs.

They were not delicious.

I did not fall asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow last night.

I did not wake up at 8:23am this morning. That would be silly because I do not have to leave at 8:30 to take Caroline to preschool.

We were not late.

I did not eat a cupcake for breakfast.

I did not contemplate at any time this week to just leave Em's carseat in the bathroom. This would not help me out a lot! I do not have to take her with me everywhere I go... even the bathroom. She does not sit on my lap while I tee-tee. Therefore, having the carseat in the bathroom does not make my life so much easier.

Caroline did not say, "I'm going to beat Carey's ass!" I did not look at her with flames coming out of my ears and nose. She does not call Carey "Bubba" so I know that she did not hear this phrase from someone. We don't say ass. I did not get on my hands and knees and pray that she does not say this at school or church. Geez.

Caroline did not inform me that Em's name is Emma Raegan Bug.

Caroline does not have terrible flatulence. I also did not ask God to please let her not pass any at school. They might kick her out.

I did not write this Not Me! Monday post while holding Em and only using one hand. That would mean that I am superwoman.