Sunday, August 23, 2009

Hailey Lauren.

I love celebrity gossip.

Heck. I love everything celebrity.

I have my normal celebrity lovers.

1. Jude Law- My heart goes pitter-patter every time I see him. I still love him enough though he knocked-up some skanky chick.

2. Brad Pitt- It is so cliche, I know. Every woman loves him. Some people say he doesn't shower. I say, "I don't care. It's Brad-freaking-Pitt. I'd take him... smelly armpits and all."

3. John Kennedy Jr.- Everyone always has at least one dead crush. Is that weird? It is somewhat morbid. Anyway, he was so handsome. The last name Kennedy made it all better. I would have looked so hot in Jackie O's glasses, clothes, coats and shoes. I SO would have hyphenated my last name too. Do you think he would have taken offense to that? Hailey Bouvier-Kennedy.

Anyway, my list could go on and on. These are my top three. However, my number one celebrity crush is a little...ummm... odd. I told my best friend the other day and she looked at me like I was a crazy person.

Are you ready?

My number one celebrity crush....


Ralph Lauren.

It's weird. I know. Something about him is just so good looking.

To top it off, he is a designer god.

That's almost as great as "Kennedy" being your last name.

Anyway, I need for you to make me feel better about this weird crush. Tell me, who is your weird celebrity crush?


Sara said...

Ummm... I still have a crush on John Kennedy, Jr. And Roy Williams. It's a power thing.

Megan said...

Did you see the Friends episode where Rachel works at Ralph Lauren and everyone there thinks she hooked up with him but she really didn't? He makes a cameo appearance in an elevator I think. It's classic. You should go back and watch that one.

Ellen said...

My weird celebrity crush is Benjamin Bratt.

Kari said...

I see nothing wrong in having a crush on Mister Ralph. If you had a crush on Weird Al then I would see a problem. I have a not so weird crush on Hugh Jackman..AND...*young* Cary Elwes (think PRINCESS BRIDE) HELLO! But, WEIRD crush? Umm...I don't know...I USED to have a HUGE crush on Slash from GNR. But not anymore. I can't think of a weird one these days. If I do...I will post about it! haha