Monday, December 22, 2008

Not Me! Monday.



I did not find a whole load of clothes under the bathroom cabinet downstairs. That is definitely NOT my hiding place for stray clothes when I have surprise guests.

I did not cook cake balls twice this week. Thanks Kelly. Wonderful recipe.

I did not eat so many that I feel as if I have gained 25,000 pounds.

I did not jump on the couch and pretend to dance like Beyonce AGAIN. This song makes me break out in random dance moves every time!!



I did not almost pee my pants when flipping through the guide on TV. I came to ESPNHD and saw this... "NBA Sh'taround". I laughed a little... out loud.

I did not loose my breath when I saw these at Nordstrom. I heard the hubs sigh of relief when the only two pair they had were not Caroline OR Emma's size. Hello! Cuteness!

I did not come home and start searching eBay for the jeans.

I did not roll my eyes at a crazy lady that was in the mall talking really loud. This is what she said... "I am SO against reading. You KNOW that I DON'T read." What the H? Who doesn't read? I would love to see how her children turn out. I bet they will be smart ones. We don't go a day without reading in this house. I love it. I love reading adult books, children's books... whatever I can get my hands on. I might not do organic foods and clothes or make my on baby food... but I read.

I did not return e-mails and respond to comments on my crappy cellphone on the way to shop. It really passed the time quickly.

I did not think about this post all week.

I did not catch myself more than once this week... blogging in my head. I mean, come on, be serious!

I did not drink one of these for the first time this week. Where have I been? On another planet? It was like drinking a piece of Heaven. I'm not even kidding. That first sip was the most delicious taste I've ever tasted. I would give my right arm to have one right now as a matter of fact. Sad... I know.



I did not drink a grande salted caramel hot chocolate EVEN after reading the nutritional facts. The sad thing is... I read the nutritional facts about the tall not the grande. However, as I was drinking the grande, I thought about the nutritional facts of the tall NOT the grande. (When I reread this... it was confusing. Geez Hailey!)

I did not think about getting a venti. That would be WAY to many calories to even THINK about.

I did not wonder why there wasn't like a double venti. That... would be... the... BOMB!

I did not just use the word BOMB. That is so 1994.
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4 comments:

Keyona said...

Too funny! Me and my daughter
dance around to Beyonce ALL the time! :o)

Rachel said...

Cute!

I've given up on worrying about the calories right now. We are snowed in, so I figured we need the extra warmth, right?
(it's my little fantasy world).

Have a great CHRISTmas!

Ellen said...

You sound like me when it comes to food and calories. The only reason that I run and work out is so I can eat as much as I want.

Krystyn said...

You are not the second person to have that video up. That is not the third time I have seen it in less than 12 hours!

I hope you do not have a very Merry Christmas.