Monday, December 8, 2008

Not Me! Monday.


It is that time again.

Not Me Monday time.

Thanks to MckMama for starting this crazy chaos that I am totally addicted too.
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I did not lose my camera.

I did not/am not freaking out a little.

I did not make candy and cupcakes this week.

I did not cry a little every time Caroline kicked, pulled, pushed, hit... my Christmas tree.

I did not tell her that Santa was "sssssssssoooooooooooo NOT coming!"

I did not laugh a little behind her back when she kicked it again anyway.

I did not clean my house this week only to find that at the end of the day it looks like hell.

I did not tell the hubs that I am NOT cleaning anymore. He did not respond with "So! You don't clean anyway." I did not respond with a bunch of ugly words that I don't think I should repeat here.

I did not wash and fold 3 loads of clothes today. NOPE! Not me because I'm totally on strike. (Maybe one day)

I did not choose to catch up on my DVRed shows instead of blogging this week.

I did not freak out a little when I realized my DVR was full and did not fully record Dirty Sexy Money.

I did not watch Chelsea Lately almost every night this week.

I did not laugh so hard one night that I peed my pants a little.

I did not laugh so hard at this commercial that I peed my pants again. Check out the little girl's face at 20 seconds when her dad says he catches her on the net at 2am. HAHAHA! Thanks Mom and Anna for telling me about this commercial. It just made my day!


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6 comments:

Krystyn said...

I will join you on that laundry strike. Seriously, add a newborn and your laundry some how quadruples. Add a potty-training 2 year old and it multiplies exponentially!

Emily said...

I did four loads of laundry yesteday.. yikes!!! I made the hubby fold though! Love that girls face! priceless!

Mrs B said...

"I did not clean my house this week only to find that at the end of the day it looks like hell." - Yeah, whats up with that?

Ellen said...

Your blog is so funny that I almost pee in my pants when I read it.

Midwest Mommy said...

Oh that's great! What a priceless reaction.

Haley Nicodemus said...

Very funny! What's up with the mom's hair? Did they pull these people out of an 80s commercial or what?

Oh girl - I think I can dance like Beyonce too :).