Not Me! Monday.

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


I did not get really frustrated with Emma's spit-up this week. It was not out of control. I did not call Dr. P and schedule her an appointment for Wednesday. I do not have to take her BACK to the doctor for her 4 month well baby AND shots the next Tuesday (February 3rd). Fun times.

I did not watch Tombstone with the hubs this weekend. I did not watch more than I have ever watched of that movie in one sitting. I was not impressed with myself.

Emma does not take 10 minute cat naps during the day.

Emma does not sleep for 6-8 hours at night. She does not wake up and eat and then go back to sleep.

I did not yell at Caroline at LEAST 150 times this week for telling me to "hush your mouth". My child would not ever say that. EVER!

I did not laugh a little on Caroline's first day of school. You know I wouldn't do this because I obviously do not laugh when I get nervous.

I am not almost 24 years old.

I do not still sleep with a blanket.

The hubs does not hate it.

I did not laugh a little when Caroline said my blanket smelled like a pee pot. What? A pee pot? I do not call the potty a pee pot sometimes. It does not make Caroline laugh when I do.

I did not dance with Ellen this morning.

It was not her birthday episode.

Emma did not laugh at me.

I did not watch the red carpet for the SAG awards last night.

I am not going to talk about Angie and Brad, AGAIN!

Here she is (last night).


She did not wear a similar dress to the Critics' Choice Awards AND the Golden Globes. Switch it up, Angie. Switch it up.


Navy=Dress at SAGs Silver= Critics' Choice Both by Max Azria

I know you didn't forget her Golden Globe dress.


Her dresses were not homely and terrible looking.

It did not cross my mind that MAYBE she is preggo again and is hiding it with these sacks that she is calling dresses. "Bon chic, bon genre"... I THINK NOT! That is what BCBG stands for. Max Azria just used the acronym instead of the phrase. No, this is not a BCBG dress. I just wanted to speak French. K? I also wanted to point out that Azria uses this phrase but it is not showing in these dresses. PS- In English it means, "good style, good attitude." Whatev.

I did not just use a post AGAIN to gossip about celebs like I know them.

Last but not least...

Wendi did not inspire me with a twit to write this.

I cannot tee-tee, brush Caroline's teeth AND feed Emma all at the same time. I am not Super-Freaking-Woman! Woot Woot!

I also cannot feed Emma, cook dinner, color with Caroline, talk on the phone AND twit all at the same time.

Superwoman, I tell you... Superwoman!