Not Me! Monday.

Yep. Time for Not Me! Monday. Started by none other than the famous MckMama.

Here we go.

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I did not wear a ton of spit-up this week.

I did not tell anyone that spit-up is the newest accessory.

Caroline did not hide from the phone man who came to fix our phone.

She was not scared of him at all.

I did not cry because I would only paint the fingernails on my left hand. I finally got the right hand painted after many tears and ugly words.

I did not go out to dinner with the hubs this weekend.

I did not send twits the whole way home. That would be rude.

I did not twit and talk to the hubs at the same time. I am such a multi-tasker.

Carolina did not lose last night.

The hubs was not mad about it at all.

I did not hear him downstairs yelling at the TV.

At one point, I did not hear him yell YALL SUCK!

I did not laugh a little.

I did not watch Barney last night instead of the Golden Globes or Desperate Housewives.

I did not watch the Red Carpet before the show started though.

I did not think to myself that J Lo's dress last night was semi-pretty... until she turned around.


I did not laugh OUTLOUD when I saw this.


HELLO ASS! I think she has the twins hiding in her butt cheeks. I think she also chose the color gold to use as a reflector. I was blinded by the shine on her booty.

I did not laugh a little at this too.


Is that Courtney Love all drugged up??

Nope... It is none other than Renee Zellweger.

She did not have a squirrels nest on top of her head.



I was not disappointed in all the dresses there.

I did not throw up in my mouth a little when I saw Brad and Angie.


Did they bathe?

And Angie... that tattoo is AWESOME... NOT! No, seriously... NOT!

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That's it.

I did not use this post to talk smack about the Golden Globe dresses.