Monday, November 24, 2008

Not Me! Monday.

This is me being brutally honest. I will probably regret posting some of these later. Oh well, whatever.

I did not let my two year old wild child make me cry at any time this week.

I did not eat a whole bag of peanut M&Ms.

I did not fold clothes that the hubs thought were dirty and pretend they were washed and clean.

I am not secretly hoping he doesn't read my blog very often.

I did not refuse to wash clothes this weekend.

I did not laugh behind the wild child's back when she looked at the hubs very serious and said "BULLSHIP DADDY!" (Shout out to my Mama (aka KK)... don't worry. This doesn't happen often and we ignored her. We gave her NO reaction so maybe she will not say it anymore.) She only repeats the bad sometimes.

I do not know where she could have possibly heard this. It was not me. Nope.

I did not learn that I really have to watch what I say around her. Next, she will go to church talking about bullship and cracks.

I did not get jealous while watching Beyonce on the AMAs. WOW... girlfriend can dance.

"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it." I did not stand up and pretend to sing and dance like her. That would be silly.

The wild child did not laugh at me. She secretly wishes she had my AWESOME moves. :-)

I did not freak out a little when I realized there are only 30 days until Christmas. HELLO I need to begin shopping. I have bought ONE gift. I am on a roll. Most of you probably have your shopping done. Whatever. Just sit at home and pray for me while I shop. I tend to go a little crazy this time of year while out in public with the rest of the citizens of NC. They all seem to gather where I am shopping.

I did not write this while eating Reeses.

I did not HAVE to drink a Coke because that is what the hubs bought instead of Pepsi. UGH!
MckMama is so awesome to start Not Me! Mondays.
Go over to her blog and check out how you can be part of our Not Me! Monday chaos.


Wendi said...

I love this idea Hailey!
I am not going to go change my post for today and try this.
And I am certainly not a copy cat!
Happy Monday!

LucieP said...

Aw I am a coke girl!

When my son was 4ish-he started saying, "What the?" all the time and I just couldn't figure out where he got it from until I started realizing just how often I said it....oopsie!

Emily said...

ur not mes always make me smile:)
I have not taken things out of the dirty laundry and re hung them up for my hubby so he thought I washed them:)never;)

-stephanie- said...

I only have 2 gifts bought. I'm not in the mood yet.

Keyona said...

Watching Beyonce makes me want to go to the gym.

Hall Family in MD said...

"Just sit at home and pray for me while I shop"! Love that! I will be out there shopping with you - I only have one gift, too! Great post!

Ellen said...

Don't worry about Caroline saying bullship. These kids are like parrots. You should hear some of the stuff that comes out of Julie's mouth.

Kari said...

I love the "not Me" about laundry! I was crying at your entire post because I laughed so hard. Sorry to laugh at your pain, but hey, isn't that the whole point of these blogs anyway!?

Takin' time to smell the flowers! said...

Thanks for leaving a comment:) I love your Not me post! My week has been crazy and I actually forgot to post a Not me! for the first time in 5 weeks. GRRR. Peanut M&M's are my favorite by the way. I can't wait to read more of your blog, Happy Thanksgiving!

Krystyn said...

Oh, no...Caroline!

Izzy started staying "Oh, Lord!" I really have no idea where she got this.

Hope you enjoyed your Reeses and m&ms! Those sounds quite tasty right now.