I did it.
I took Emma to my Nana's.
I strapped Caroline in her carseat.
I made a mixed CD with all my new favorite songs.
I stopped and got gas for the first time in like eight weeks... HELLO... it was $1.95. Coolness.
I went to my Heaven on earth.
It was so nice to be back.
It was so nice to be back in my own Target.
Me and C.
Then Caroline decided to ruin our great time.
Standing up in the cart.
Pulling my hair.
People stopped to stare.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!
I can't discipline her.
It is a joke.
Time out... JOKE!
Spanking... whatever. (Don't EVEN judge me for spanking. I've tried everything.)
She pinches... I pinch. She pulls hair... I pull hair. She bites... I bite.
Today was even worse. I have 4 bite marks on my body. I have little pinch marks on my body. I looked abused... BY A TWO YEAR OLD!
I popped her bottom after the first bite... do you want to know what her reaction was?
She ran to the kitchen and pulled the silverware drawer out and slammed it back in about 10 times.
I may regret saying this after I type it but I even told her that the recycle man was going to get her as he was picking up our recycling today.
Do you think she cared? Nope.
She looked at me and said, "Me go to recycle man house?"
She then walked to the front door and said, "Me go to recycle man house. Bye."
I called Santa today too.
She didn't care.
When I got off of the phone with Santa, she called him.
She admitted she was bad.
"Me not nice. Me no present."
She doesn't care.
Do any of you have children like Caroline?
Children that you just can't discipline?
I need help.
NOW... before I pull all of my hair out and poke out my eyes.