Friday, November 14, 2008

I am a bum. Welcome to Bums Anonymous.

My days are becoming somewhat ridiculous.

I wake up when Caroline comes in my room and wakes me.

I come downstairs and cook breakfast.

We eat.

I feed Emma.

Hello... it's 10.

I pick up the mess laying around the house.

I make the beds.

Caroline and I start talking about lunch.

We eat at 11:30ish.

Emma eats at 12.

I could keep going on and on.

I won't.

I'm tired.

And to make things worse... I wake up and put my 7 year old Uggs.

All the fashion magazines say this is a big NO!

Hailey says Uggs are a big YES.

They are fabulous and I love them.

I will not lie.

I wear them everyday.

I wear them out in public too.

Some of you are probably calling me ugly names behind my back now.


Give me a bag of Cheetos and a Red Bull then you can start calling me Britney. Britney Spears that is.

Don't get me wrong, my closet is FULL of beautiful shoes and boots.

I have a great pair of Miz Mooz.

I have a beautiful pair of Tony Lama's similar to these but much prettier.

My Jessica Simpson cowboy boots are great too.

Then there are the beautiful pointy brown stiletto boots from Aldo.

And then... there are my green boots... with a red sole. Do you think? Really... could they be... Christian Louboutin's? You decide. I'll never tell.

Yet, I choose to wear Uggs... everyday... like a bum.

Hello, my name is Hailey and I am a bum.



Anonymous said...

They are Louboutin's to everyone that will see the flash of red as you strut past them!

Ellen said...

You go ahead and wear your Uggs with your bad self!

The NC Elwarts said...

Hey Hailey! This is Kari (Summerlin) Elwart. I saw your mom and family in El Nort today. I was feeling stalker-ish, so I asked for your number! Your mom gave it to me, and your blog (obviously) Soooo...HEY! I have been wondering how you have been. Congratulations on 2 beautiful girls! My second daughter is due in March! Anywho. Get back up with me, I have a blog as well, altough it is being overhauled at the moment!
I hope to hear from you soon!!

Krystyn said...

Ummm...I wore PJs to take Izzy to daycare today. And shoes that were too small!

My name is Krystyn, and I'm a bum!