I am a bum. Welcome to Bums Anonymous.

My days are becoming somewhat ridiculous.

I wake up when Caroline comes in my room and wakes me.

I come downstairs and cook breakfast.

We eat.

I feed Emma.

Hello... it's 10.

I pick up the mess laying around the house.

I make the beds.

Caroline and I start talking about lunch.

We eat at 11:30ish.

Emma eats at 12.

I could keep going on and on.

I won't.

I'm tired.

And to make things worse... I wake up and put my 7 year old Uggs.


All the fashion magazines say this is a big NO!

Hailey says Uggs are a big YES.

They are fabulous and I love them.

I will not lie.

I wear them everyday.

I wear them out in public too.

Some of you are probably calling me ugly names behind my back now.

Whatever.

Give me a bag of Cheetos and a Red Bull then you can start calling me Britney. Britney Spears that is.

Don't get me wrong, my closet is FULL of beautiful shoes and boots.

I have a great pair of Miz Mooz.

I have a beautiful pair of Tony Lama's similar to these but much prettier.

My Jessica Simpson cowboy boots are great too.

Then there are the beautiful pointy brown stiletto boots from Aldo.

And then... there are my green boots... with a red sole. Do you think? Really... could they be... Christian Louboutin's? You decide. I'll never tell.


Yet, I choose to wear Uggs... everyday... like a bum.

Hello, my name is Hailey and I am a bum.

*ALL TOGETHER NOW... "HELLO HAILEY"*