Today's ramblings.

I am going to ramble today.

Here I go.
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Caroline decided she wanted her fingernails painted.
I painted them.
Then during preschool time... she decided to paint them again... herself... with a red marker.
Fabulous!
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I tore her nerves out of the frame afterwards by vacuuming.
She hates the vacuum.
It has become my new favorite thing to do... now that I have my best friend's Dyson in my possession.
Be jealous.
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This is what Caroline did while I spent a good portion of the morning vacuuming.
Laying in the chair... eating chips... yelling at me.
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Pepsi products were buy one, get one free at the store.
I went.
Everyone else in my town obviously decided it was in there best interest to go too.
There was hardly anything left.
I did however manage to get a Sierra Mist and Caffeine Free Pepsi.
Yum-O!
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The check out girl made me mad.
"I didn't know you were pregnant" she said.
Ok, do I know you? I thought to myself.
I may go through your line every once in a while but I don't know you.
I responded with a "No. I've just gained lots of weight."
She snickered.
I smiled.
"Yes. I am pregnant. 30 weeks." I smiled again.
She came back with a "Well, I could tell your face had gotten fluffy."
What?
Don't even get me started.
"Fluffy"??
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Nap time was hell today.
2 hours...
That is how long it took me to get Caroline to sleep.
I was crying and so was she by the time we hit the one hour mark.
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I think I am going to throw all the markers in the house away.
Caroline drew all over one of her Rainbow flip flops that she has never worn.
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I've only had one peanut butter sandwich today.
That is really good for me. I have recently had an average of two a day.
Sad I know.
Have I told you that peanut butter is my addiction during pregnancy?
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Still haven't thought of a name for "Two Lafone".
Looks like her name may really be Two.
I'm trying not to let it stress me out.
But I'm stressing.
We need help.
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Ok... I'm done for now.
Have a fabulous Thursday.