Not me! Monday

MckMama has started a new Monday event. It is called Not Me! Monday. Go on over to website and check out how you can participate.
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Thursday: I did not pretend to have washed some of Ryan's clothes. I actually just threw them into the dryer with a smell good dryer sheet, fluffed them up, and folded them. He never knew because they weren't dirty in the beginning. I am NOT going to wash clothes that are clean.

Friday: I did not lie to myself about already having a bowl of cereal. I definitely did not eat another breakfast with Caroline when she woke up.

Saturday afternoon: I did not secretly eat a Snickers bar without anyone ever even finding out I had bought it. I did not hide it from my hubs or my child so that I could eat it alone... in peace.

Saturday night: I did not let Caroline eat a rib off of the kitchen floor. She dropped it and my response was not "God made dirt... dirt won't hurt." My hubs did not look at me strangely either.

Sunday: I did not unbutton my jeans and forget to button them back up before walking into Target.

Monday: I did not put off cleaning my house to blog and read other blogs.

Monday: I did not jump up when the hubs came home for lunch and pretend to be cleaning.
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Thanks MckMama for the therapy. Wait till you see my list next week. The list begins NOW!