Ryan and peppers.

Meet Ryan. Husband and father of two.


Ryan brought home a bag of peppers. Being the great wife that I am, I decided to cut some tomatoes and peppers up for him. (He eats this for breakfast, snacks, lunch, and dinner.)

Well, I learned that it isn't a smart thing to do... to cut up an unknown pepper. I caught my hands on FIRE. In the rush of the moment, I just wiped them on my pants to ease the pain a bit. I ran to the sink to wash my hands in cold water.

A few minutes later, my leg was on FIRE! I'm talking, I think the jucie had eaten through my Juicy velour.

Lesson learned: Never cut up an unknown pepper.
Lesson learned: Never cut up an unknown pepper especially if you are just doing it to be nice.