Caroline conversation #187956

C: "Mommy, look. Me shave my legs."

Me: "You WHAT? Come here! Let me see!"

I bend down to rub her legs. Smoother than a baby's bottom but they always have been. Did she really shave? We will never know.

After rubbing her legs, I have some sort of white powder substance on my hands.

Me: "What is this?"

C: "Huh?"

Me: "This white stuff. What is it?"

C: "It Daddy armpit soap."

She totally meant deodorant.

Yes, she had deodorant all over her legs. At least she smelled fresh (like Daddy's armpit soap).

PS- Yes, I have hidden the razors in a better spot. She will never find them now. Neither will Ryan when he goes to shave tomorrow. He will flip out when he can't find it. He says that I hide his stuff on purpose. Tomorrow, he will be right.

PPS- After close examination of the razors, I don't think she actually used them. Clearly, there was deodorant all over my bathroom though. Keep in mind... this all happen in about a 3 minute period of time.