Thursday, July 23, 2009

Caroline conversations.

"Caroline, you cannot hit your sister. She is little and you are big. It hurts her."

"But I don't like her. I want her to go back to the hospital."

This conversation went on at the beach last weekend. I will not include names because it is kind of embarrassing.

"Dad, I am going to throw that shirt away. It is TERRIBLE! Those flowers look like tiny penises."

"I cannot believe you just said that."

Conversation shifted.

"Caroline, what do you want for your birthday?"

"Penises" she replied.

Fabulous word to teach a 3 year old, people. Thanks. Maybe she will go to church talking about penises, damn ass, and bull ship.

On the way home from Beaufort, Emma was having a break down. She was hot and tired. She was ready to get out of her carseat. So, she screamed.

Then we hear a sweet little voice say...

"Emma, it's ok. I know. Mommy's mean. She's mean to me too. I know, Emma. It's ok."

Thanks for making me sound like an abusive parent, Caroline. Thanks a lot.


Nicole said...

She's a little fiesty , huh?? Our church Pastor calls this Being Born with a cigar in your mouth! LOL. I have a couple of those! And hey , I'm a "mean Mommy" too - I'm told that at least 2 to 3 times a week :o)

Kristin and Co. said...

I can't think of any right now, but we've had plenty of "those" comments in our house. "Why yes, I do beat my children on a regular basis...glad to see you people listen to a preschooler for your pertinent facts!" Bygones.

Wendi said...

Would love to be a fly on the wall at your house.
Or beach house.
Or church.
At least she provides you lots of blog fodder and daily entertainment.
What would you have to write about?

Amber said...

Those are too funny. The other night at a friend's house, the mom said to the two year old "here comes your daddy like a bat out of hell." Of course she ran around and started saying "bat out of hell."

Jamie said...

That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!

Krystyn said...

Seriously? Hilarious!