Monday, March 16, 2009

Not Me! Monday



Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
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I did not over-sleep this morning.

I did not wake up in a crazy mad woman sprint to get Caroline ready for preschool.

We were not 33 minutes late.

She is not having a St. Patrick's Day party today.

She did not wear green.

I did not laugh a little when I told Caroline she had one more chance before going to time out. I did not laugh because she did not tell me that I was the one that needed to sit in time out. "No Mommy. YOU sit in time out."

I am not exhausted.

Caroline has not given up naps.

Caroline still is not up until at least 10:30 every night.

It has not become terrible.

I did not figure out that I am not cooking my collards in enough water.

I do not want sushi for dinner tonight.

I did not fry hotdogs last night. I did not complete the meal with a box of mac and cheese, butter beans, and pickles. It was not a lazy dinner.

I did not want to eat half of a chocolate, pecan, bourbon pie last night.

It has not been difficult at all to let it sit on my counter. It is not one of the best pies that I have ever eaten.

I did not find 6 new recipes to try this week. We do not get tired of eating the same meals over and over and over again.

We do not leave for our cruise in 9 days. We are not excited.

I did not forget that I don't have any great luggage. I did not find some in the Target flyer yesterday. I did not tell my Aunt Lesley. I am not hoping that she gets it for me.

I did not catch Caroline playing in the toilet twice this week.

Em is not doing a great job with her sitting up.

I do not have to go pick Caroline up from school now.

6 comments:

Emily said...

Great not me! Eeww...don't you wonder what goes through their minds when they think the potty is a fun place to play!? lol. Ummm..and I think you sparked (my ever present) craving for sushi too!

Krystyn said...

You just made me tired!

And, we've caught Iz in the toilet a couple times, too!

9 days? I bet you can't wait!

Kari said...

We should get together before you leave in 9 days....{maybe just so I can steal YOUR tickets..and Jackie and I could go instead!}

Beth said...

We are just about done with naps here too and it is killing me. Apparently I need them more than they do.

And I so wish I were counting down to a cruise *sigh*

ermispartyof5 said...

It's my first time visiting your blog... and it was worth the trip. I'm now an offical follower. Come check out us!!

Emily said...

Hope everything is ok in your world.. not like you not to post for ten days straight! miss ya!