Laugh(s) of the Week

My Dad's aunt called yesterday to see how Caroline and Emma were doing. She sent Emma a little lovie with her name on it that Emma absolutely adores. Anyway, we were talking about the lovie and this is what she said...

Aunt J: "Well, I decided to use that tan/brown to get her name monogrammed on it. Let me tell you though. When I went to get it monogrammed, I walked in the store and said, "I need to get this mammogrammed please."

I was eating lunch at the time of this conversation and began to laugh so hard that I thought I was going to choke. Too funny!
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All of you know that Caroline is a trip. I mean a true pistol.

Last night we had our friends over for pizza. Caroline put her cup on the floor. A few minutes later it was knocked over.

J: "Caroline! Go run get a towel! Run, run, run!

C: "Oh, ship. Oh, ship."

I promise we don't say this word around her. We really don't. I mean we probably did at one time but now we really watch what we say. The randomness of her using this word is too funny. Let's pray this word disappears from her vocabulary very soon.