Friday Letters

Dear multiple photo editing programs I use,
Isn't there a way to interconnect all of you.  My brian hurts and I need to finish these photos.

Frustrated,
I-take-too-many-pictures

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Dear Dave Matthews,
I think we were married in a previous life.  We are connected.  Your new CD is awesome.  Thank you.  This is the best CD since you released Busted Stuff in 2002.  I've missed you.

Always,
Hailey Lafone-Matthews

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Dear Bug,

If I walk out of the room, I am not leaving you forever.  You do not have to follow me around all day, everyday whimpering like a puppy scared that I am going to leave.  I have never left you without you knowing.  Oh, and I always come back.  "But what if you leave FOREVER!??"  You are freaking me out kid.  My nerves can't handle it.

Love,

Your Mama who is going nowhere

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Dear bed,

I am washing your sheets right now.  I cannot wait to climb into you tonight.  I plan on sleeping like a baby.

Sincerely,

Sleep-deprived Mom

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Dear man in the yellow Camaro,

I understand you love your car.  You do NOT have to drive 20 mph.  I was in a rush to get my child to school this morning and of course, I got behind you.  Also, that dual exhaust is killer.  What a waste of money.  It is loud.  It smelled like burning rubber band.  Not.cute.  Now move, I'M LATEEEE!

Love,

Buzz kill Mom of a late 1st grader

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