I totally sent a friend this message the other day...
CG: "Yes. I ran outta conditioner AND left my hair supplies at the pool. So you'll look better than me."
HL: "I am just too lazy to do anything."
For the record, I did put on actual clothing but I was not happy about it. Also for the record, you couldn't tell that CG left her hair supplies at the pool. We both looked presentable ;-)