Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Tick off Tuesday on Wednesday

Dear lady at the beach,
Do you realize that your skin is the same color as the Bud Light bottle you are holding? Not.cute. It would be wise to spray sunscreen on your body instead of afro-sheen. I'm just sayin'. You should totally start working for UPS. You wouldn't even have to wear the uniforms... your skin would do the job. You are not healthy.

Sincerely,
Concerned bystander who is applying sunscreen, with a hat on, sitting under an umbrella

PS- You have 2 sweet white marks under both butt cheeks. Tanning bed much?


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I found a small spot on my leg. I don't think it is anything but I am going to the dermatologist this morning. Say a little prayer if you think about it.

2 comments:

Michelle @ Flying Giggles said...

Let us know how it goes. I do not get people like that, well, I do because I use to be like that many years ago. But, now I know better.

The Nicholsons said...

She probably looks 10 years older than she really is. I mean is it really "hot" to look like leather? I think not. Love you- you are in my prayers!