1st Tick Off Tuesday... On Friday

Dear high school classmate,

I did not like you in high school. It was a well known fact. Do not add me as a friend to your facebook page. We never spoke in high school. I can't help that you were not a nice person. Do not add me because you want to be a stalker and look at my pictures. I don't want you seeing pictures of my children. For future reference, I look the exact same. I have just gained 15 pounds. There is nothing else you need to know.

Always,
The same "stuck up bitch" that I was in high school

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Dear BFFs boyfriend,

I added you as a friend to my Facebook a few months ago. I see on my news feed that you are adding others as friends. You still have not added me. That is fine. I don't want to be your friend anyway. I made your girlfriend/my BFF aware of the situation. I now know that you obviously don't like me and guess what? I don't care. I care for very few people in this world and you are not one of them. Wow. I'm glad I got that off of my chest and out in the open.

Always,
Your girlfriend's BFF regardless of if you like me or not... I'm not going anywhere.

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Dear Facebook,

You suck. I want to delete you but I can't. I'm addicted.

Always,
Facebook Addict