Friday, April 30, 2010

1st Tick Off Tuesday... On Friday


Dear high school classmate,

I did not like you in high school. It was a well known fact. Do not add me as a friend to your facebook page. We never spoke in high school. I can't help that you were not a nice person. Do not add me because you want to be a stalker and look at my pictures. I don't want you seeing pictures of my children. For future reference, I look the exact same. I have just gained 15 pounds. There is nothing else you need to know.

Always,
The same "stuck up bitch" that I was in high school

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Dear BFFs boyfriend,

I added you as a friend to my Facebook a few months ago. I see on my news feed that you are adding others as friends. You still have not added me. That is fine. I don't want to be your friend anyway. I made your girlfriend/my BFF aware of the situation. I now know that you obviously don't like me and guess what? I don't care. I care for very few people in this world and you are not one of them. Wow. I'm glad I got that off of my chest and out in the open.

Always,
Your girlfriend's BFF regardless of if you like me or not... I'm not going anywhere.

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Dear Facebook,

You suck. I want to delete you but I can't. I'm addicted.

Always,
Facebook Addict

7 comments:

Jewel said...

Hahahaha...i LOVE this! Literally made me laugh out loud.

Amy said...

:like:

LOL

Krystyn said...

I'm with amy...LIKE!

Heather said...

You crack me up! Too funny! Don't you love how people you have never talked to want to be your friend on FB!?

Kari said...

HA! At first I thought you were referring to me..LOL Seriously.

Rondi said...

Ahhhh!!! I love this Hailey!

Ellen said...

Hahahahaha! I'm LMAO right now.