Monday, October 26, 2009

Not Me! Monday.

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I {have not} put Not Me! Monday on the back burner lately.

I {am not} bringing it back today.

I few of you {will not} thank me.

I {did not} eat two brownies last night... at 11:30pm.

I {did not} oversleep this morning. I {did not} blame it on the late-night brownies.

With that said, we {were not} a little late dropping off at preschool this morning.

I {did not} feed my children pop-tarts in the car on the way to school.

I {did not} forget Caroline's chips that she wanted for snack.

I {was not} in luck when I found a 2-day-old ziplock baggie of Cheese-Its. I {did not} throw them in her ladybug bookbag and walk her into school. I would {never} do such a thing.

I {did not} forget to wipe the pop tart off of Emma's mouth before walking in. She {did not} look like a thrown away poor kid.

I {did not} stop to talk to a mom. After walking inside, I {did not} look down to sign Caroline in. I {did not} see that my black bra was halfway exposed. I'm talking half of the bra {was not} exposed. Fabulous. I {did not} tell myself that it was ok because clearly all of my boob was in the bra. Thank.God. I should have just gone topless.

I {did not} get into the car and drive away, relieved that drop-off was over.

I {did not} eat half of a pop-tart for breakfast with a little side of drool.

Enough about my crappy morning...

We {did not} go out for salads for date night this weekend. We are more exciting than that.

However, we {did not} go out last weekend for date night and spend way too much money. If you live in our area, {do not} go HERE. OMG! So good! I {did not} drink two cocktails. They {were not} just fabulous. This {is not} the recipe:
~ Vanilla flavored vodka
~ Amaretto
~ Pineapple juice
~ Brandy aged cherry
{Do not} try it. It {does not} taste like cheesecake in a highball glass. Yum!

I {do not} have a ton of clothes to wash today.

I {do not} have to dust.

I {am not} ending this post so that I can go do all of those things.

Don't forget to VOTE FOR EMMA! She is #5 doing her super cute fish face! We have until November 5th to vote. VOTEVOTEVOTE! Thanks!

1 comment:

Krystyn said...

You {did not} do anything fun this week did you?

And hubbu {did not} ever give Izzy a poptart for breakfast!