Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Wednesday Randoms.

1. I'm so over this day. I was over it at 11:30 this morning.

2. Braided my kid's whole head tonight. Well, I technically didn't do it. My BFF did. She's awesome like that.

3. She is in her end of the year program tomorrow. To shock all the mamas, I think I might let her wear her hair like this. This will bring about all types of preschool mama drama. So fun!

4. I'm only kidding. Ryan just wanted her hair to be "crinkly" and I don't have a crimper. Therefore, we braided. Same effect.

5. Emma has become a pit bull. She attacks. Yesterday she took a chunk out of Caroline's back. What do you do? She wouldn't even know how to bite if Caroline hadn't done it to her first.

6. My husband informed me the other day that he was allergic to my Downy dryer sheets. Don't you wish you were married to someone with such allergies. Dramatic much?

7. I passed a forklift on the highway this morning. Welcome to the South.

8. Ever seen a donkey in the cow pasture? Do you know why there are asses amongst the cows? Obviously a donkey is a very protective animal. The donkey watches over the calves. Pretty sweet, huh? I thought so too.

9. My cellular device is ghetto. The battery is about to explode and I can't take it off of the charger or it will go dead. Ghetto fabulous.

10. Ryan found my two children like this...

melt my heart.

11. It is 10:34pm and my child is still awake. She just will not fall asleep. I'm about to jump out of my skin.

12. Carrie Underwood is definitely the most beautiful woman on the face of the Earth. A close second... Sienna Miller.

13. Caroline said she was going to marry her Daddy. "You can't marry your Daddy. He is married to me," I said. "You don't kiss. So, he can marry me and we will kiss." Great. Even my 3 year old sees how un-affectionate me are.

14. We took the girls to eat Mexican tonight. Does anyone else find it absolutely adorable to watch your small nuggets eating chips and salsa? OMG! Precious.

15. My house is screaming. Seriously.

16. Had a pedicure with my sister today. Pedicures are God's gift to the world. 30 minutes that I wouldn't trade for the world.

17. Mini Haagen Dazs complete with mini golden spoon makes my nights so much better.

18. Happy 20 months Bug! I can't believe you are almost two!

19. I hate Yo Gabba Gabba. It is just a ridiculous show. They have a segment called "Cool Tricks". Tonight Jackie showed off her skill of playing the recorder with her nose. WITH HER NOSE! Why do I let my children watch this rubbish? Crazy! Have you seen the Jack Black episodes? He looks high as a kite. Excellent television for my children. #1 Mom!

20. 10:47pm- Caroline still awake. About to go nuts.

21. Let's talk about last weeks Grey's Anatomy. It has been a week. I can talk about it now.
O to the MG! I was 3 minutes in and I was so scared that I forgot to breathe. Seriously. I was turning purple. I was on the edge of the couch and my insides were SCREAMING!
How about when Owen walked in the OR and there the shooter stands. Meredith and that dumbass-girl-that-doesn't-deserve-a-name have no clue he was even in there.
How about when Bailey was pulled out from under the bed. I totally knew it was coming because I had seen that in commercials... but gawd it freaked me out. PS- That scene did not show off Chandra Wilson's acting skills. She has a TERRIBLE cry face.
How about Lexi's hair? So cute. I wish I could french braid because I would totally wear my hair like that everyday.

22. OMG my child is still awake and whining. I am never going to get her to school on time tomorrow.

23. She finally went to sleep a little after twelve. I am exhausted. EXHAUSTED!


Jamie said...

Yeah! Grey's was RIDICULOUSLY good! I loved it!
Sounds like Caroline and Hayden need to have sleep overs!

Anonymous said...

Yah greys was good. I held my breathe a few times too!!


Kari said...

I LOVE the fact that my girls love chips and salsa too! Charlotte steals my bowl all the time...
Don't get me started on the crap that IS Yo Gabba Gabba. I saw about 5 minutes of it and refused to let Charlotte watch anymore of it. Such junk. And about Caroline going to bed....Charlotte is the EXACT same way! IT drives us crazy!!! Let me know if you find a cure, and if I find one, I'll let you know, too.

Lindsey said...

I love watching my kid eat chips and salsa. She even eats the spicy stuff!
Ready for this? I dont watch Greys. Never seen one episode. I am a total disgrace.
Bedtime has become a disaster in our house too. I hate it.
Hope you got some decent sleep last night!

Krystyn said...

So, how did the crimping turn out?

Oh, a pedicure...I've forgotten what those are.

And, Nat isn't a biter, for the most part, but she sure is a bully. She will chase Izzy around just to push her!