Bug: "Daddy, hurry up for date night! My lipstick is drying up."
Big: "Daddy is more cuter than Eric Church."
Bug: "Ummm... you can NOT wear that to drop me off at Kindergarten."
Bug: "Today our teacher asked us what season it was. Do you know what a boy said? He said dove season. I don't even know what that means. It is clearly summer."
Big: "You give me a lot of anxiety."
Big: "Bug has the biggest lips I have ever seen. Let's take a selfie."