I raise sailors

I felt like the best mother on the planet when this took place...

Caroline: "Damnit!"

Emma: "Mama, Big say Damnit!"

Now, I have two potty mouths on my hands.

Fabulous.

So not a proud moment

I guess I use the word vagina a little too much.

"Why don't you just crawl back up my vagina, Caroline?"

"He is such a vagina."

vagina.vagina.vagina.

So, I wasn't very surprised last night when my child made up a song saying the word vagina over and over again.

To bad she pronounces it bagina.

"Bagina.Bagina.lipsmack.Bagina.bagina."

Not so cute in front of Nana {the most conservative woman in the world} and my mom.