Boys.
They are wired differently.
They can't help it.
I love to see how the actions of little boys and girls differ.
Exhibit A:

What? Is that a fish, you ask? Why, yes. Yes it is. Is it nailed to the dock, you ask? Why, yes. Yes it is.
First he caught it.
Then he put it under the bucket. Not in the bucket. UNDER the bucket.
He said it was "drying out."
He then found a hammer and nail.
He nailed it to the dock post.
That, my friends, is the difference between boys and girls.
Thank God I have girls.
I'll take dress up clothes over dead fish nailed to a post any day.